You let a human being grow inside your stomach for 9 months till it’s 6 to 12 pounds large, and then you give it an escape route the size fo a change purse. Who, in the beginning, when it was getting sorted out, negotiated this deal? Was it Eve? No. I bet it was Adam. He hadn’t eaten from the Tree of Knowledge yet, so he was just like, ‘Yeah, that’ll fit.’
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